Mommy, do you talking to you welf?

Skyler, "Mommy, do you talking to you welf?".
Translation: "Mommy, are you talking to yourself?"
Steph, "Yes Bug, mommy was talking to herself."
Skyler, "Otay."
Translation, "Okay."

Note: I spend most of my days with a two year old, I think I keep it together pretty well and only talk to myself occasionally.